The Dundies
Meme It!Michael:[talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
Jan:[on speaker phone] It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.
Michael:Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.
Jan:No.
Michael:Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...
Jan:No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.
Michael:Um...
Michael:[to camera] Could you...?
Jan:Are you there Michael?
Michael:Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.
Michael:Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...
Michael:...come on, Jan!
Michael:You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.
Jan:Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?
Michael:Well, yeah, I mean, what is...
Jan:You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.
Michael:No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...
Jan:And you had a luau....
Michael:...it happens once every billion years.
Jan:And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.
Michael:Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.
Jan:Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.
Michael:Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.