The Dundies
Dwight:So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.
Pam:We're not laughing at you, Dwight.
Dwight:So who are we laughing at?
Pam:Um, just something somebody wrote.
Dwight:Who? Dave Barry?
Kelly:[laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.
Dwight:What is it? Who wrote it?
Pam:Um, it's kind of private.
Phyllis:[whispering] It's about Michael.
Dwight:That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.
Pam:Okay, now I'm laughing at you.