Health Care
Meme It!Michael:Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.
Ryan:Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...
Michael:Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.
Stanley:Oh, thanks.
Michael:There you go.
Stanley:This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.
Michael:Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.
Dwight:Michael. Michael?
Michael:[under his breath] Oh, Christ.