Health Care
Meme It!Jan:Hello?
Dwight:Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.
Jan:This is Jan.
Dwight:Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.
Jan:Who is this?
Dwight:Dwight Schrute.
Jan:From sales?
Dwight:Well...
Jan:Where's Michael Scott?
Dwight:He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.
Jan:Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?
Dwight:That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.
Jan:Really?
Dwight:Yeah.
Jan:OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.
Dwight:Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?
Jan:No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.
Dwight:Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your... [dial tone]