Health Care
Meme It!Pam:Dwight, what...
Dwight:Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.
Jim:It says 'workspace'.
Dwight:Same thing.
Jim:If it's the same thing, then why did you write 'workspace'?
Dwight:Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.
Jim:You are not my superior.
Dwight:Oh gee, then why do I have an office?
Jim:I thought it was a workspace?
Pam:OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?
Dwight:Yes. And my decision in final.
Pam:This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.
Dwight:Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.
Jim:You cut more than you had to, didn't you?
Dwight:Sure.
Jim:Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?
Dwight:Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.
Jim:OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.
Dwight:I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam:Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight:So I can lower it.