Dwight Christmas
Meme It!Dwight:Uh, excuse me. Trying to get work done. Some people don't care about Jim's new sports job in Phila-Whatever.
Jim:So you know my job has something to do with sports, but you don't know the end of the word 'Philadelphia'?
Dwight:Philadelphia. From the greek phila meaning 'Love,' and adelph, meaning 'Adolf.' 'the city that loves Adolf.' Good luck with your new enterprise and don't wear the blue striped shirt. It makes your neck look like an old mop handle.
Erin:Oh...Hey, guys, the Christmas party is today. Merry Christmas everyone!
Angela:No.
Nellie Bertram:Is It?
Erin:I mean, it says 'X-Mas party,' but I think we all know what that's code for.
Kevin:So we're not going to have a Christmas party this year? Angela, how could you do this to us?
Angela:Oh, right, like I'm responsible 'cause I'm in charge of the party planning committee.
Kevin:Well, you are the one in charge of it.
Angela:Don't blame me for something we all forgot.
Oscar:Yeah, let's not blame her for something we all forgot.