Dwight Christmas
Darryl:[At Meredtith] Boo!
Pam:For what it's worth, I liked your party better.
Dwight:Everyone thought the food was gross, and that belsnickel was some darkly erotic freak.
Pam:I don't think anyone thought that.
Dwight:Jim couldn't even stay till the end of the party.
Pam:Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.
Dwight:I don't care. Guess how much I care on a scale of one to ten.
Pam:Zero.
Dwight:Damn It!