Dwight Christmas
Meme It!Dwight:Ooh, belsnickel has traveled from distant lands to discover how all the boys and the girls have been behaving this last year. Whoo hoo HOO hoo hoo! [Runs over to Stanley and points at his stomach with a stick] Ohh...Too much strudel.
Jim:So he's kind of like santa, except dirty and worse.
Dwight:No, much better--No one fears santa the way they fear belsnickel.
Jim:Wow! It's my favorite part of Christmas. The authority.
Pam:And the fear.
Dwight:Yes, exactly!
Phyllis:Come on, Dwight, you're making this up.
Dwight:No.
Oscar:[Reading from his phone] This is a real thing. 'Belsnickel is a crotchety, fur-clad gift giver related to other companions of st. Nicholas in the folklore of southwestern Germany.'
Angela:Huh.
Pam:Wow.
Dwight:Okay, great. Seriously, you guys? Now you believe in Dwight's traditions, when some democrat looks it up on wikipedia?
Oscar:[Continues reading] 'His partner, zwarte piet, or black Peter, a slave boy, often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface.'
Stanley:Uh-Uh. No, Dwight. No.
Dwight:Oh, come on. We don't blindly stick to every outmoded aspect of our traditions. Come on, get with the spirit of it, you guys. [Texts warehouse worker, Nate, to forget showing up as zwarte piet]