Dwight Christmas
Meme It!Dwight:[Plays a trumpet] And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.
Meredith:Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?
Dwight:That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.
Pam:What is it? [Jim lifts the hog maw with a fork] Don't touch it.
Dwight:[Comes running up at startles Pam] Somebody's found the hog maw.
Pam:Oh!
Dwight:What? It's a Pennsylvania Dutch specialty. Hog maw. That's a beauty, isn't it? I don't even want to tell you what it's made of until after you try it.
Stanley:Ugh. I'm not eating mystery meat.
Dwight:It is stuffed pig stomach. And, after we finish it, we get to break the pig rib.
Jim:Can't wait.
Meredith:Weird. Where are the sugar cookies? Where's the karaoke machine?
Dwight:This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions. I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a Shepherd's Crook, which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.
Oscar:How would anyone even know--
Dwight:Have you ever tasted a Shepherd's Crook?