Dwight Christmas
Meme It!Pete:I'm just hoping German terrorists don't take over this Christmas party. Make me go all John McClane on their asses.
Erin:Wait, German terrorists? That's oddly specific. And I think--I think you mean John McCain.
Pete:Die hard reference.
Erin:I haven't seen it.
Pete:You haven't seen die hard?
Erin:Mm-Mmm.
Pete:Why haven't you seen die hard?
Erin:I don't know, I just haven't.
Kevin:Come on, you had to have at least seen some of it.
Erin:No.
Kevin:now, i have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.'
Pete:Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.'
Erin:None of this makes any sense to me!
Kevin:Oh, yeah, and when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, 'Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother--'
Pete:Actually, he doesn't say that there. He says it earlier when he's on the radio with Hans.
Kevin:Yes, you are right. Forgive me.
Pete:Oh, that's okay, bud.
Kevin:Nope. [Kevin walks out the door into the kitchen]
Pete:Common mistake.
Kevin:No, it's not.
Erin:[Points and Pete] Nerd! Do you know every line of the movie?
Pete:My brother dared me to memorize it, and I did it, and loved doing it.
Erin:Okay, let's hear it.
Pete:Hear what?
Erin:Die hard. Every line. Go.
Pete:You don't like flying, do you?'
Erin:Don't change the subject.
Pete:No, that's the--
Erin:Movie is starting.