The Target
Meme It!Dwight:You can't have someone murdered.
Angela:What if they deserved it?
Dwight:What did they do to you, Angela?
Angela:They're sleeping with my husband.
Dwight:Oh, Monkey. Oh, I feel for you.
Trevor:This seems a little crazy.
Dwight:Yes. Crazy. Thank you.
Trevor:But I think I'm up for it.
Dwight:No! No!
Angela:Thank you.
Dwight:Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. Ive had great success by defecating in a paper bag, put it on the porch--
Trevor:That's very effective. Ive been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. It's devastating.
Angela:No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.
Trevor:What about a knee-capping?
Dwight:No! You're not helping, Trevor!
Angela:Yes, a knee-capping could work.
Dwight:No. Angela! What are you saying?
Angela:You said you would be there for me.
Dwight:I'm trying, but what you're asking is--
Angela:It's the only thing that will make this right.
Dwight:Okay. But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
Trevor:All right, then it's settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4:00. Keep in mind, once I leave, there's no turning back.