The Whale
Meme It!David Wallace:Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.
Dwight:I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. [presses hold button] Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?
Erin:He's in the bathroom.
Dwight:Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?
Erin:Of course.
Dwight:Yeah! Okay. [presses button again] Hey David, I'm back.
Erin:[from the kitchen] Eat it Stanley!
Dwight:So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?
David Wallace:No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.
Dwight:Her name?
Phyllis:No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...
Dwight:Shhh! [clears throat] Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!
David Wallace:Good luck!
Dwight:Good luck to you. [disconnects call]
Phyllis:Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.
Dwight:That is a damnable lie. I love women.
Phyllis:Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her gy-na for your entire meeting.
Nellie Bertram:Ew. That's not good.
Phyllis:Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.
Dwight:Gy-na said that?
Phyllis:Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.
Meredith:Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?
Creed:I miss Clinton.
Pam:Can you go instead?
Jim:I can't. I have the thing.