Work Bus
Meme It!Clark:Stretch. Alright.
Stanley:How many times do you need to take a stroll?
Clark:I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.
Stanley:Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.
Jim:Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.
Clark:It's a medical thing.
Jim:Just...you good?
Clark:I'm good. I..
Jim:[to Pam] I'm so sorry for all of this.
Pam:It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.
Angela:I, I need to get to the paper please. [Reaching for overhead bin above Pam, papers fall and Pam has liquid spilled on her]
Pam:Oh my god! Ah!
Jim:I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!
Pam:You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine. [Pam leaves work bus]
Jim:Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. [Dwight smiles at Jim] Really? Smirking?
Dwight:What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
Jim:Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?
Dwight:It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.
Jim:Andy!
Andy:Yo. Dudeces.
Jim:You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?
Phyllis:Oh, I know I'd be more productive.
Kevin:As would I.
Stanley:No question.
Dwight:No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.
Jim:What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?
Phyllis, Kevin and Stanley:Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!
Andy:Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.
Erin:Yes! [Group cheers]
Jim:Next stop: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also.
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