Andy's Ancestry
Season 9, Episode 3, 0:05-1:11
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Meme It!Fake Jim:Morning, Dwight
Dwight:Who are you?
Fake Jim:Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight.
Dwight:You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian
Fake Jim:You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
Dwight:Alright then Jim. Ahhh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?
Fake Jim:Uh, Wellington systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.
Voicemail:Please enter your password.
Voicemail:You have one new message.
Dwight:How did you know? No! No, no! That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders!
Fake Jim:Dwight, cut it out, I'm trying to work.
Dwight:You don't work here! You're not Jim!
Pam:Jim, I got us that dinner reservation. Grico's at 7:30.
Fake Jim:Oh great, can't wait. [Kisses Pam]