Stairmageddon
Meme It!Dwight:Andy[knocks] I need to talk to you.
Andy:Yeah, come on in. I'm just on hold with another talent agency. It's insane. This promo with me playing banjo has 250 views already. And every time I click, there's more. 251. 252. I can't even keep up!
Dwight:Stanley is refusing to go out on a sales call.
Andy:[grunts intensely] I hate people! Why do they never do what you need them to do? Stanley has to go. That's final.
Dwight:So what I'm hearing you say is, Make Stanley go out on the sales call by whatever means possible?
Andy:Yes! I'm sorry I'm being curt, it's just I'm about to land a top talent agent.
Dwight:Mm-hmm. Good luck.
Andy:[on the phone] Directory? Movie Star department. Back. Directory.