Roy's Wedding
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.
Kevin:[grinning] Oh boy! What's happening?
Nellie Bertram:There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?
Stanley:American Diabetes Association.
Angela:Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. [to Nellie] I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?
Toby:I w-, uh, I would love to give uh-
Kevin:[excited] Heifer's International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like, a goat or something. It's a great prank.
Creed:I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.
Nellie Bertram:Dwight, what about you?
Dwight:I will not be participating as there is no evidence that charity works.
Andy:Uh, correction, I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Changes lives.
Nellie Bertram:Thank you, Andy.
Andy:I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.
Nellie Bertram:Dwight, you will be participating.
Dwight:No thank you.
Nellie Bertram:Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.
Dwight:Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.
Nellie Bertram:Great, thank you.
Dwight:Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.
Nellie Bertram:[everyone groans] Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.
Dwight:Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.