Promos
Meme It!Clark:Whoa! Whoa! OK, so what's this lever do?
Ruger Sister 1:That manipulates the secondary shaft.
Clark:Oh, the secondary shaft. Eeeh, oooga! [laughs]
Salesmen:The lift capacity's up at two thousand pounds. That's a lot of beets.
Mr. Ruger:Let's talk terms. If you agree to a forty sixty split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of my barns.
Dwight:Mr. Ruger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter? Fifty fifty split or no deal.
Mr. Ruger:Esther, get in the truck.
Dwight:Ok ok ok, wait! You win. [shakes hands]
Salesman:Let's get the paperwork started.