Couple's Discount
Meme It!Kevin:[to entire office]OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.
Nellie Bertram:I say we all have one last fun boss-less day.
Meredith:Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.
Phyllis:Or the mini mall. They have all these Valentine Day deals. You can get 20% off if you come in with your husband or your [to Nellie] boyfriend. But, I mean, if you don't have one of those you can probably just bring whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness.
Stanley:Phil, I'll pretend to be your husband. I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic.
Phyllis:Oh...
Angela:They have a nail salon there where I get my feet detailed. [to Meredith] They use a watch repair kit.
Kevin:[to Angela] Ew! I'll be your foot buddy.
Nellie Bertram:Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. I say we go to the mini mall. Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend so I can get the discount.
Clark:It's what I do. [everyone begins to leave]
Oscar:Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off. Do you want to pretend to be a couple so we get the...
Darryl:No... yes, yes. Why wouldn't I... wanna pretend to be gay? Got no problem with that.
Oscar:All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow my...
Darryl:[interrupting] Stop talking 'bout it. I said I'm fine with it.