Couple's Discount
Meme It!Andy:I noticed that you landed the Scranton White Pages account. That is tremendous.
Dwight:Thank you.
Andy:And you sold it to Jan too.
Dwight:Yes!
Andy:I mean... I'm impressed.
Dwight:[laughing together] Yeah!
Andy:Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office. So... gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight.
Dwight:You were on a boat.
Andy:I was...
Dwight:On a boat.
Andy:That...
Dwight:In the ocean.
Andy:OK. The issue is that you need to run this stuff by me. Coolio? Are we coolio? [Dwight resists] Just say the word 'coolio'.
Dwight:I'm not gonna say it.
Andy:Say it.
Dwight:Not a word.
Andy:Coolio.
Dwight:No! [Andy makes a call] What do you think you're doing?
Andy:Just gonna call the Scranton White Pages and clear this right up.
Dwight:Don't you dare! Andy!
Jan:[on phone] Hello?
Andy:Hey, Jan. Nard dog here.
Jan:Oh, Andy.
Andy:I was just looking over the paperwork. I found a little hiccup.
Jan:Really?
Andy:Yeah. It appears my employee offered you a price that he was not authorized to.
Jan:Hmm.
Dwight:[whispers] Coolio.
Jan:Seriously? You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract to gouge me now for more money? Is that what you're doing?
Dwight:Coolio. Coolio.
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