Couple's Discount
Meme It!Oscar:[to nail manager] Hi. We'd like a couples discount on a pair of foot massages.
Nail manager:No. No discount for two men. Two men are not a couple.
Oscar:We are together. Romantically.
Nail manager:Two men? [other nail stylist speaks Korean to manager, both laugh] [gestures index fingers bumping together] Doesn't work. No discount.
Darryl:Oh, it works. Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes. And no kids. And we're taking our business elsewhere. [Oscar and Darryl exit holding hands]