Vandalism
Meme It!Dwight:[in warehouse] I am handing out pieces of paper. On which, you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings, is no one's business but my own.
Frank:You're gonna to compare 'um to the butts up there. [gestures mural]
Dwight:Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts.
Glenn:I'm not drawing a butt.
Nellie Bertram:All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws.
Dwight:Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.
Val:OK, OK. I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.
Dwight:Or melons. Like cantaloups. With the halves are cut off. And then, just the bottom parts...
Nellie Bertram:Well, this is getting us nowhere.
Pam:We need another approach. Um, we need to fine the weakest one and separate him from the group. [they notice Nate struggling with a box] Yeah. I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him.
Dwight:We just need a pretense to talk to him. We could tell him that his mother is dying. That usually works on him. [holds up phone] Nate. Your mother is dying. [Nate reacts with grief]
Pam:See, I feel bad about that.
Dwight:It's all right. It's all right.