Vandalism
Meme It!Pam:[entering office] Conference room. Everybody. Now!
Dwight:You don't have the clearance to call a conference room meeting.
Pam:Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff... That's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting.
Dwight:You're telling me, David Wallace asked you to call a super secret, classified conference room meeting?
Pam:Yeah.
Dwight:Let's go everyone. Super secret, classified conference room meeting, now!
Pam:[to everyone in conference room] I have terrible news. Someone defaced my mural. They painted all over it.
Erin:I thought that's what you were doing.
Pam:Yeah, but this is different.
Erin:Oh. They used worse paint than your paint?
Pam:I don't think so, but they put paint where I didn't want paint. So...
Erin:I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing.
Pam:Different colored paint. I wanted different colored paint in the spots where they put their paint. So, it just is... OK, the point is, these warehouse guys are vandals. And, they need to be stopped.
Meredith:Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed:Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.
Oscar:Pam, what can be done?
Pam:Yes. Thank you. Let's answer that question.
Oscar:I was politely saying nothing can be done. I thought I was clear.
Pam:What? Come on guys. We need to figure out who did this and punish them. This isn't just about me. This is about all of us. This is our mural. Don't you see? How much we worked on this? How much time and energy? We put our heart and soul into this thing.
Phyllis:David Wallace called this meeting?
Pam:Sure did. I was as surprised as you, but apparently, he is very passionate about public art.
Pam:[as everyone begin to leave] No, no. Come on, guys. Don't go.
Dwight:Pam, I'll help you.
Pam:You will?
Dwight:If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime.
Pam:Thank you.
Nellie Bertram:I am in too, Pam.
Pam:Yeah?
Nellie Bertram:Yes, of course. I believe in you. I believe in your art. And I am bored.
Pam:Great.