Vandalism
Meme It!Jim:We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly.
Darryl:Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.
Jim:And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids, it's, uh, kinda nice to live the bachelor life again. You know, let your hair down.
Darryl:Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.
Jim:I'm couching it!
Darryl:Which usually means there's clothes all over the living room.
Jim:And this dude labels his food. He's the clean one. And, I'm the messy one. How much fun is this?
Darryl:I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job. It's just, he uses old t-shirts as wash rags. He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently, they need to [quote-unquote fingers] soak... He hooked me up with a job.