Junior Salesman
Meme It!Dwight:Okay, here's one. A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify for a volume discount now wants to return half the stock. You can't rebate the sales price or credit for future purchases because you brokered the deal for a third party.
Clark:That's just a classic no-win situation.
Dwight:Thank you.
Clark:So Id Kobayashi Maru it.
Dwight:Damn it! Perfect answer, again.
Clark:Yep.
Dwight:Think Dwight, think. You have a ream of 16-bond
Clark:You know what, Dwight?
Dwight:And anoth
Clark:This interview's over, and I get the job. I just Kobayashi Marud the whole process.
Dwight:No.
Clark:Yeah. Star Trek rules.
Dwight:It does, but still no.
Clark:Come on, man. I mean, did Trevor do that? Did Rolf do that?
Dwight:Oh, you think they're my only friends? Ive got way more friends than that, and they're all better than the losers who work here.