Junior Salesman
Meme It!Dwight:So Ive got your resume here, but it's not telling me everything.
Rolf:Well, a lot of that information is private. How do I know you're qualified to evaluate me?
Dwight:Well, I'm the one offering the job.
Rolf:What are your credentials?
Dwight:Ive worked here for 12 years. I won salesman of the year. I'm an Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Rolf:I think Ive heard everything I need to hear.
Dwight:Wait, wait, wait, no, I mean, if you need to know more, you can call David Wallace. I'm sure hed give a reference.
Rolf:Thank you, Dwight. Ill be in touch.