Suit Warehouse
Meme It!Dwight:[on phone with Jim] I hope youve been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire.
Jim:Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.
Dwight:Oh, god, this again? You're Stinky.
Jim:Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.
Dwight:Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.
Phyllis:I have ears, Dwight.
Dwight:Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [back to Jim] See what you leave me with here, Jim?
Jim:Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.
Dwight:How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.
Jim:Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?
Dwight:Mmm. That's a good question. 300 times [Jim hangs up] 180 Um that comes to 25 minutes. [realizes Jim hung up] Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.