New Guys
Meme It!Dwight:Do you see how the trapeze completely surrounds the wire? That means it's literally impossible for anyone to fall off. So you will merely sit below and be my counterweight as I pedal across the parking lot to that telephone pole.
Pam:I will?
Dwight:You will. Yeah we weigh about the same, wouldn't you say?
Pam:Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.
Dwight:So youll do it?
Pam:No.
Dwight:Come on, this will be the only thrill of your boring life.
Pam:Dwight, you may find this hard to believe, but I love my boring life.
Dwight:Come on.
Pam:Exactly the way it is.
Dwight:No, Pam.
Pam:Yes, and there's nothing you could say that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it.
Dwight:Please? Please, Pam?
Pam:Find someone else, I don't know. Ask Phyllis.
Dwight:I can't use Phyllis. Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar Ill be launched into space. God, you're so insensitive.