New Guys
Meme It!Dwight:Good boy, getting big and strong. Snack foods!
Clark:Yep, body by Cheez-it
Dwight:Ah, humor. I have it too. I have a couple tickets to the slayer concert 10 months from now. You interested?
Clark:I think I'm busy that night. Or I would.
Dwight:Well, we're both just kinda learning as we go, aren't we?
Clark:Learning what?
Dwight:Just how this going to be, you know? You have a beautiful round head.
Clark:Kay.
Dwight:So what kind of farming you into, huh? You more of a fruit man or a root man?
Clark:Is thisis this like code for gay stuff? Cause if so, that's totally fine. Like, I'm fine with it. But you should know that I'm into the ladies.
Dwight:Spoken like a true root man.
Clark:You know, if you're ever swamped, I could make some sales calls for you.
Dwight:My calls?
Clark:So could you give me a list of all your clients? Or just the leads that you haven't had time to pursue yet?
Dwight:You want a list of my clients? You want my leads?
Clark:Yeah, Ill just give it a glance
Dwight:Ok
Clark:Ill give it a read.
Dwight:With my leads and stuff like that?
Clark:Yeah.
Dwight:Cause you're interested in going into sales?
Clark:I am.
Dwight:Wow, that's great. That's great. Ok, good, let's talk about that, ok?
Clark:Ok.
Dwight:You're not getting my clients! Nice try.