New Guys
Meme It!Erin:Andy's here! Old Dwight, new Dwight, Andy's here. New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here. Pam, he's here. [squeals as Andy walks in]
Andy:Hey! Wow, I thought about this place a lot when I was on solo. Three days on a mountain, itll change you. The things we think we need. Clocks, yeah right!
Nellie Bertram:It sounds amazing, tell us all about it.
Andy:What're you still doing here?
Nellie Bertram:Wonderful, thanks.
Andy:You know I had this really funny dream during Outward Bound that you died.
Nellie Bertram:Brilliant.
Andy:See me in my office later. The new guys, alright. It's Clark and, um
Pete:Pete!
Andy:In Outward Bound it was all about nicknames. They called me Iceman. You will be called Plop.
Pete:What? Why?
Andy:Cause you're always taking dumps.
Pete:No I'm not.
Andy:Come on, everybody defecates. Relax, Plop. And you will be called Fart cause you fart all the time.
Clark:I love it.
Darryl:Actually, Andy, we call this one Dwight, Jr.
Clark:No, I prefer Fart.
Andy:No, Dwight Jr. Infinitely better. You guys look exactly alike. Dwight go stand next to him. This is insane.
Dwight:I don't see it.
Clark:I don't either.
Andy:Whoa! Mind blown. It's like father and son! Dwight, you cool if we call him Dwight Jr?
Dwight:Yes, yes I am. [puts his arm around Clark]
Andy:Dwight, Jr! [Dwight gives Clark a noogie]