Mrs. California
Dwight:Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. Look at all of you. I feel like you're in a suicide cult.
Creed:No. No. No. You're way off on that one.
Dwight:Oh yeah?
Oscar:Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.
Jim:Hey guys let's just all admit it. Ok? Dwight's better than us. He had the guts to stop sitting. And he's never, ever going to go back on it right?
Dwight:That's right Jim.