Pam's Replacement
Meme It!Ryan:So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.
Gabe:Well he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just uh get her hooked on blow.
Toby:It's going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office.
Oscar:Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.
Offscreen:Good energy
Pam:It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk huh?
Oscar:No, no. Not even.
Pam:I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But Id like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.
Oscar:Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.
Toby:Radiant.
Pam:Thank you. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.
Phyllis:Yeah you have this sexy glow.
Gabe:It's one of the most common fetishes.
Pam:Really well thank you all.
Toby:You know it's not just pregnant women who don't get their due. You know who's gorgeous? Helen Mirren.
Ryan:Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?
Toby:You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.
Dwight:Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you're saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.
Oscar:In this case yes.
Dwight:No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.
Phyllis:No we're not.
Dwight:Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That's right. You're fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.