Pam's Replacement
Kelly:[sees photo of Mike Tibbets] Eww!
Pam:Kelly, calm down.
Kelly:I mean, I guess he'd be okay with hair. Okay, you should see if he'll get hair plugs.
Pam:I don't think Jim cares about his hair.
Kelly:Yeah, but I do Pam, okay? It's called being a nice person.
Dwight:I don't see what's so ugly about him. He's got the broad face of a brewer.
Pam:Jim's on to me.
Dwight:Hmm?
Pam:Yeah, Jim barely talks to Mike. We had to go through like two levels of friends to even find his profile. Jim picked someone just unattractive enough to shut me up without tipping it.
Dwight:Just ugly enough to have deniability.
Pam:Yep.