Pam's Replacement
Meme It!Pam:Dwight, am I hot right now?
Dwight:Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.
Pam:What about before? Was I attractive before?
Dwight:Meh... you were at your most attractive when you were 24 with a slight, gradual decline and a steep drop-off when you got pregnant for the first time. Gradual recovery and, uh, well now, obviously, you're at an all-time low.
Pam:Hmm. I think Jim's lying to me about not being attracted to Cathy.
Dwight:You think Jim's lying? [laughs] That's so cute. I know he's lying.
Pam:Five bucks if you can get him to admit it.
Dwight:Done. [Pam goes for a high five] I never touch a pregnant woman.
Pam:Yep, that's the Dwight I need.
Dwight:If we're going to work together, we need some ground rules.
Pam:Okay.
Dwight:Rule one: our only loyalty is to the truth.
Pam:I think so. Okay.
Dwight:Rule two: we stop at nothing.
Pam:Well, what does that... is that... okay.
Dwight:Rule three: Don't fall in love.
Pam:Yep, good.