Spooked
Phyllis:Bob and I are doing this Scranton Haunted Walking Tour.
Oscar:I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.
Pam:Oh, hey, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the Man In Black I say hello.
Oscar:[sigh] What happened, Pam?
Pam:Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story...
Phyllis:Wait, they have food there?
Pam:...and he said, That's what everyone sees, that's the Man In Black.