Garden Party
Meme It!Andy:Few other super simple reminders no burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?
Darryl:What happens when we're done chewing? Do we spit it out on the floor, or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time?
Andy:I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... step it up.
Oscar:Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children.
Phyllis:Yeah, it's just a picnic.
Andy:This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party.
Darryl:There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.
Andy:Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.
Pam:How is that better than a barbecue?
Ryan:What's the dress code on this?
Andy:I'm glad you asked Connecticut Casual.
Stanley:Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business, i.e. this is what I'm wearing to your party.
Andy:Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. It was a huge success. Check it out, there's a video online. Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet. [video playing on computer]
Kevin:Yeah, Oscar, you showed me this.
Darryl:I've seen this, that's not you.
Meredith:Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
Andy:It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.
Jim:Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?
Andy:Yeah, of course. Ye... I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did. [groans from the group]
Phyllis:Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?