Lotto
Meme It!Andy:Welcome, everybody! My name is Andy and this is my other brother Darryl.[no one laughs] What? No Newhart fans? OK...Darryl, how do we usually kick these things off?
Darryl:You mean what did we do the last time the warehouse won the lottery?
Female Applicant:Your old crew won the lottery?
Andy:Does anyone have experience? Shelving, storing, keeping track. What do we use, the Dewey Decimal system?
Male Applicant 1:Wait, wait. So all the old guys quit?
Darryl:Oh yeah.
Andy:Well-
Darryl:One of 'em, Glenn, is starting one of those fat camps where he steals your kid in the middle of the night. Madge and a couple other guys might start a strip club, but on a boat. And Heday is investing in an energy drink for Asian homosexuals. [Andy laughs awkwardly]
Andy:Um, can you guys give us a minute? But stay close, you're all doing great. [group begins leaving] maybe grab a coffee..or if there's any donuts out you can split one. You know they're for everybody so people get fussy....You know what? Just have a donut. [shuts door and sits, gesturing for Darryl to sit next to him. Then gets up to stand near Darryl.] Do you wanna talk about this not winning the lottery thing?
Darryl:I don't
Andy:You sure? Cause you keep talking about it, so...
Darryl:Nope. I'm good. I'm here. Let's find some warehouse workers.
Andy:Good. Great. Then can you say things that aren't like a huge bummer to everybody? Cause the more I talk, the more they're gonna realize I don't know what I'm talking about.
Darryl:OK.
Andy:We need you, OK?
Darryl:OK.
Andy:OK?
Darryl:Yeah.
Andy:Alright.