Welcome Party
Meme It!Magician:Are you Nellie? Oh, I think you're my volunteer. Come on over here, huh?
Jim:Oh, I'll do it. I will volunteer.
Robert:no, Nellie, she-
Jim:I'll do it.
Magician:Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for... birds. [chuckles] All right, let's uh- let's do some card magic. Now, what I want you to do is... I want you to pick a card just by looking at it. Do not say what it is.
Jim:[picks a card] It's the four of hearts.
Robert:Oh, no, you-
Magician:Looks like we got a guy from another country here, huh? No hablo el cardo, senor? Hmm? Ha. All right, the card is picked. Now sir, will you please shuffled the deck? [Jim drops the cards] You didn't just do that on purpose, did ya?
Robert:[to Dwight] Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?
Magician:Little known fact about me. Before I was a magician, I used to work at a rope factory.
Jim:Not true. 'Cause that's not a real place.
Magician:But I never could seem to figure out those knots.
Pam:That's not a real knot. When you pull on it, it disappears.
Magician:[yells] What the hell? All right, where's Phyllis? Who's Phyllis? Look. This is really uncool, okay? I put on a clean show here-
Dwight:Okay scram, wizard.
Magician:What?
Dwight:You heard me!
Magician:Huh!
Robert:Well Nellie, I'm sorry. If I'd known Jim and Pam would use this party as an excuse to abuse a magician-
Nellie Bertram:Well, I thought it was quite fun. In fact, I think they're brilliant employees, in their own way. Don't you see what I see?
Robert:Interesting. Yes. No, yes, I see that. Great work, team. Great party.
Kevin:You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it. Like a salad bar, Robert. How do I get this taste out of my mouth?