Last Day in Florida
Meme It!Dwight:[straightens tie in mirror] Showtime.
Jim:[enters abruptly] Dwight.
Dwight:You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.
Jim:OK, great, listen to me. Listen to me. [Dwight makes funny gesture] No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?
Dwight:Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?
Jim:Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.
Dwight:[rolls eyes] Jim, come on.
Jim:Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.
Dwight:Uh-huh.
Jim:And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.
Dwight:Wait. [holds up fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?
Jim:Yes.
Dwight:[smiles] That's two things.
Jim:Dwight, please.
Dwight:Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.
Jim:OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-
Dwight:You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.
Jim:Dwight, come o-
Dwight:Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man. Unstoppability. Dunder-Mifflin, the farm, Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a slu- Ah![Jim tackles Dwight]