HE'S BEEN PROMOTED TO VP OF SABRE RETAIL,

- WELL, THE WAY YOU SAID IT MADE IT SOUND LIKE HE WAS DEAD.

[exiting office] Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.

He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever.

Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.

Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.

How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke [slight pause] of good fortune and he is now in a better place.

If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?

You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure. [Erin retrieves the 'treasure box' and slams it down on Dwight's desk]

Last Day in Florida

Season 8, Episode 18, 0:02-0:45