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Meme It!Jim:Time. Space. Gender. [Dwight mouthing words] There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. [softly] No, that's --
Dwight:It's true.
Jim:This... is the future, because... This is the past. Ive been through a lot of issues in my life. Ive seen drug addiction -- unemployment. Ive been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain. [scattered applause]
Dwight:Yep.
Jim:When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me. I just wanted... to go home. This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013. You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.
Crowd:ahhhhhh
Dwight:Psst.
Jim:Oh.
Ryan:[image on Pyramid] Sabre... It's time... to come home.
Jim:All right. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night! [applause continues]
Jim:Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.