Test the Store
Meme It!Dwight:How long has he been in the bathroom?
Jim:About ten minutes.
Dwight:Jeez! What's he doing in there? [cell phone vibrates]
Jim:Oops, that's my phone. Am I allowed to answer it or are you gonna freak out?
Dwight:Are there any bloggers around?
Jim:It's Ryan. I'm sorry. I lied. I'm not in the bathroom. I can't do it. I need to see my mom. I'm going home.
Nellie Bertram:What is the delay here? Where's Ryan? Why is he not here?
Dwight:I had to send him home. As brilliant and creative as he is, he is nothing... compared to this guy!
Jim:Uh...
Nellie Bertram:What?
Dwight:That's right. Will you just give us a second?
Nellie Bertram:You are gonna bloody ruin it. You're gonna bloody ruin it because you're a no-good half-assed cock-eyed...
Jim:okay.
Nellie Bertram:That's....
Dwight:Jim --
Jim:I'm not doing the Presentation.
Dwight:Look at me. Look at me! Look... at... this... face. This is not the face of a performer. This is the face of a scary apparition you see before you die. I'm telling you... if you don't do this, [whispers] I don't stand a chance. Please, Jim.
Jim:Okay, Ill do it.
Dwight:Oh, my God. O... Kay! Go get into Ryan's costume and check out his notes.
Jim:A costume?
Dwight:Of course there's a costume! [laughs] Oh, this is gonna be great. There's nothing like some last-minutes changes to really energize a presentation.