After Hours
Meme It!Todd Packer:Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass.
Nellie Bertram:Jason Bourne has no support staff. His own government's out to get him.
Dwight:Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)
Todd Packer:Okay, drinking game. Count of three, take three sips.
Dwight:That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.
Gabe:What happens if you're the hunchback?
Dwight:Oh, you get kicked.
Jim:How many buttons do you have?
Dwight:(takes out bag) 40. Always.
Cathy:Can I see?
Dwight:Sure. (Hands bag to Cathy)
Cathy:So, I get to kick you now.
Dwight:No, they're not transferrable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.
Cathy:Well, that's how I played it in college.
Jim:College rules (Cathy throws Jim the bag and Jim kicks Dwight)
Dwight:Aah!
Todd Packer:Aaaaand he host at his own lame game.
Nellie Bertram:Ooh, double meaning! The game was lame, and now he's lame from the kick. Quick wit.
Todd Packer:Thank you.