Special Project
Meme It!Andy:Guys! Guys! Guys!
Group:Stop it!
Andy:Guys..
Ryan:Stop. Stop it Andy.
Oscar:...Andy.
Andy:Dudes...the dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me.
Dwight:OK hey. I specifically remember there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered.
Andy:Wha-
Stanley:If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. Every shirt I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama. I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice.
Andy:OK, I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly, so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, I'm happy to hear you out.
Dwight:Great idea! So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours, come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida and Andy and I will listen to it.
Andy:No. That is a ridiculous waste of time.
Kelly:For you maybe.
Andy:Five to six hours?
Dwight:Three to four hours.
Andy:No no no no.
Dwight:Two to three hours...
Andy:Nope.
Dwight:Come up with a statement in the next hour....
Andy:Thirty minutes!
Creed:I'm out.