Special Project
Meme It!Dwight:May I have your attention please? Could Kathy, Darryl, Phyllis, Kevin and Kelly please join me in the conference room immediately?
Kelly:Why?
Dwight:Oh, no big deal. It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three week all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida.
Kelly:Hell yeah.
Stanley:What?!
Dwight:Oh, I'm sorry Stanley, I can't share any more details with you. You see, Andy rejected you.
Meredith:Wait. Kathy gets to go? Uh, why does she even still work here? Pam is back.
Oscar:It just feels like a slap in the face.
Dwight:I can understand your pain and your rage, but you know what? Andy is an honorable man, let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons.
Oscar:We're not questioning his reasons. I just wanna know what they are.
Dwight:I know, you and me both, brother. It seemed kinda random to me, but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime.
Kevin:Well, he nailed it because I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
Dwight:Good point. But we're gonna be working pretty hard until five PM. After that it's gonna be beach volleyball, trips to Cape Canaveral, and sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan.
Ryan:What are the criteria for going?
Dwight:It might be innate goodness versus innate badness? But there's an easy way to find out. [knocks on Andy's office door] Oh Andy, gotta few questions for you.
Andy:Mooshie mooshie. [Dwight laughs]
Dwight:Uh, the Florida picks got out, and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked and maybe you could just clarify?
Andy:Well uh...well the deliberations were confidential so...I feel like we should respect that.
Stanley:Respect it? You're trying to tell me Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson.
Kevin:Hey!
Angela:Ok, it's obvious Andy picked the people that are least important to the office.
Kelly:Important? Oh because you and your enormous monster baby are so important to the branch.
Angela:My baby is not a monster!
Dwight:Hey. Be proud of your enormous monster baby. I was once an enormous monster baby.
Andy:Guys. Guys. Guys. Come on, seriously? We cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys!
Ryan:Stop calling us guys.