Jury Duty
Meme It!Oscar:Wow, it's so... healthy.
Kevin:I'm going to call him Little Kevin.
Angela:No, you will not.
Erin:Is he really five pounds?
Angela:Mm-hmm.
Erin:Because I squat with five pounds. This- [squats, grunts] yeah, this feels like more than that.
Senator Lipton:No, no, no, he's nine pounds, seven ounces.
Angela:Nine pounds? Really? I thought you said five. You know what? I was under so many drugs, I felt like I was at a James Taylor concert or something, oh. So, what did you bring?
Oscar:Oh yeah, I don't know if it's right, but-
Senator Lipton:Well, if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
Angela:Aw, preemie pajamas!
Oscar:Again, it may not be the right size. I can return-
Angela:No, I think he came early just so he could wear these. Thank you.
Kevin:I got Little Kevin Call of Duty.