Trivia
Meme It!Robert:They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?
Dwight:No thank you.
Robert:Sit down, Dwight.
Dwight:Let me tell you why I should be the next manager with a riddle: A manager, a salesman, a leader and a warrior walk into a restaurant. The hostess says, 'table for one?' How is this possible?
Robert:You were dining alone? All those people are you?
Dwight:Yes, exactly. Riddle number two: Who is going-
Robert:Ah-ah-ah- your drive, your ambition. It would be wasted on a manager's job. And Florida, you don't want to live here. Even I don't want to live here. That's why I'm always at my place in Scranton. Florida is America's basement: It's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators. Alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight. You know that, right?
Dwight:N... it's complicated.
Robert:[holds a medal to the light] This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better? [holds out medal]
Dwight:It's a job interview, not a flea market.
Robert:Dwight, the job is not right for you. Now, when something comes along that is right for you, I'll try you out. Now get the hell out of my place.
Dwight:Yes.