Christmas Wishes
Meme It!Meredith:What is the status on my wish?
Andy:Fulfilled! Brought my bicycle, so I can be your designated driver later. In the event that you drink to much, which is by no means required.
Dwight:What about my wish that we don't have to attend meetings that degrade our sense of adulthood?
Andy:That, I cannot do, but I did get you an acre of property on the moon.
Dwight:Where? Dark side or light side?
Andy:Light side.
Dwight:Is it by the Sea of Tranquility?
Andy:As a matter of fact, yes. Directly adjacent....beachfront.
Dwight:Thank you, Andy.
Andy:So, who's wish is next? Oh, what about Santa's wish? My biggest wish is that you all get along well with Jessica....C'mon guys, Jessica?...Jim, tell 'em who Jessica is.
Jim:She's not your grandmother, is she?
Andy:Ugh! Gam-gam's name is Ruth, Jim, you should know. I introduced you on speakerphone that time?
Jim:Yeah.
Andy:Jessica is my super serious girlfriend, who is seriously awesome and seriously sexy. Only thing that's not serious, by the way? Our repartee.
Creed:That's great. When you know you know. Hey, what's Ruth's deal, man?
Andy:Totally out of your league. So in summation, ho ho ho, please be nice to Jessica and mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault, and don't go near Gam-gam.