The List
Meme It!Andy:Okay. Robert's in the annex, everybody think quick. What do these groups have in common?
Meredith:Maybe we're sposed to do it with people in our group.
Jim:That's not it.
Meredith:People in the other group.
Jim:Mmum, still wrong.
Andy:Stanley, you do puzzles all day. Whatdo we got?
Stanley:Well, you take the first letter from each name, assign it a number, add em all up, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!
Andy:Thank you. A little much needed comic relief, but we really need to figure this out guys.
Kevin:I know! It's alphabetical.
Everyone:[separately] No.
Dwight:No, it's not. Here's how we find out. Let's line up and compare the lines, see if we learn anything. Okay, left-siders over here. Right-siders, line up over here. Face each other. Match it by height and relative weight. Let's just size each other up here and left side of the list ATTACK!
Jim:Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Will you stop?! [Kelly and Erin screaming as Dwight bashes their heads together, everyone attacking each other and yelling]
Andy:Dwight!
Meredith:Hey!
Kevin:Warning! Warning! Warning!
Robert:[enters room, everyone quiets and separates] Id like to invite the following people to join me for lunch: Jim, Dwight, Angela, Darryl, Kevin, Toby, Phyllis, Oscar.
Dwight:That's great. Let's do this guys.
Jim:Alright, well, I will see you in a bit.
Pam:I love you so much. [starting to cry]
Jim:Hey. It's nothing. Alright? Ill text you when we get there. Let you know what's going on.
Pam:Okay. [turns to computer]
Jim:Nope. No dog video.
Pam:Okay.
Jim:Okay. See you guys.
Andy:Well, we should all be really excited about our very own pizza party. Pizza partay! Pizza! Partay! Pizza! Partay!