The List
Meme It!Dwight:What are you looking at?
Jim:It's, it's nothing.
Dwight:It can't be nothing.
Phyllis:Yeah, it can't be nothing.
Jim:It's just a list of our names, split into two columns.
Stanley:What?
Jim:Okay, just wait one second, alright? I will copy it. Do you have a pen?
Erin:No.
Jim:No. Okay. Um, Ill take a photo of it. Dwight, can you throw me my phone?
Dwight:[throws hard, Jim doesn't catch] Nice catch.
Pam:If he comes out, distract him. [takes list to copier]
Kevin:We need a warning signal.
Jim:We don't need a warning signal, Kevin. We can see him right there-
Kevin:We do.
Jim:I promise you, we don't need a warning-
Kevin:WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Phyllis:Ahhh! [falls out of chair]
Dwight:Phyllis! Phyllis! You okay? You okay?
Phyllis:Yeah. Yeah. Oh.
Dwight: 2, 3! [pulls Phyllis up]
Phyllis:Thanks guys.
Dwight:Okay, which side of the list am I on?
Jim:Left.
Dwight:Yes!
Jim:Why are you- How do you know?