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Meme It!Dwight:Hello! Welcome to Hay Place! A place for hay.
Guy:Don't forget to make a broom.
Dwight:Oh, and the Petting Zoo closes at 2:00, and the Goat Roast is at 3:00. Come on in, enjoy!
Angela:Hey, I'm kind of in the mood for a roll in the hay.
Dwight:Roll in the hay, five dollars.
Angela:No, I meant... [motions you and me]
Dwight:Oh, our contract.
Angela:Mm-Hmm.
Dwight:Yes, why don't we meet at the usual spot. [looks at his watch] Uh... I've got a half an hour during lunch in-between the historical reenactment of the dunmore farm slaughters and the onion boil.
Angela:Perfect!
Dwight:So, uh... [notices a kid walking on a bale of hay] Excuse me, get off of there! Those are show bales, not play bales.